So this is what 4am looks like...

I will openly admit that I have always been able to stay up till dawn but not get up at dawn..

I am a Horny Owl not a Dawn Breaker...

So I viewed this mornings 4am wake up call to fit my training and cardio session in before work with a good dose of trepidation. I was pleasantly surprised (ok bloody amazed) to find that my body and mind did not mutiny this morning and I really loved burning shoulders and HIIT cardio before the sun is up.... ohhh ok while the sun was coming up... I walked home from the gym and that was the best way to finish the workout and get ready for my day..

I did crash and struggle to stay awake from about 9am to 10am but by 10.30 I had passed that stage and my day was just another normal day in the purgatory cave of sucky job.....

Today there was another birthday at SJ so at 9.30 I was once agian the butt of the jokes and told how mean I was because I would not eat one of the birthday home baked macaroons... at 12.30 jokes were made about how lame I was cause I had tuna, rice & veges for lunch while others had eaten nachos... at 3.15 I was told it sucked to be me because I could not have one of the next lot of birthday cupcakes or lemon meringues, at 3.45 I was told that I really should eat some of the practice September meal of the month which was battered fish & chips and if I could not eat a chip I would certainly be able to have one grape or maybe I could just suck a lemon wedge....

So after being up at 4am and having this tossed at me all day why would I be considered insane if I took one of those lemon wedges and shoved it up someones nose.... sideways... with the toothpick still in it??????? Hell I could plead carb deprivation or even Menopause... and if I didn't have a supplement addiction to feed I would tell them where to put the said lemon wedge and walk... but I need to eat and own a roof so I must enjoy the fact that they will never know how close they are to snorting lemon wedges lol

After I had finally escaped back out into the real, beautiful, fabulous world I went back to the gym and trained abs and now I am just about ready to go to bed... I am just waiting, waiting, waiting to have my bed time meal and in the meantime I must be off to organise tomorrows clothes etc...

ohhh and I never once felt deprived or even vaguely interested in any of the offered food.. In fact when I was told it sucked to be me I said "Actually its bloody great to be me"...